Atari revamps the Alone in the Dark series, bringing it into modern day with a vengeance. Well that, and lots and lots of fire. Tons of fire. Way more fire than you’d ever imagine. And YOU get to fight it!
You probably want to know what a game is like before you shell out $60 for it. So watch this - and then go buy something in the Alt Amazon Store, you cheap bastards.
The squad returns, at long last, from their rescue mission in the Sal Kari desert. Loosemeat is saved, but at what cost? And just how did Porkfry get up on those buildings anyway?
ALTGN has just learned that DeltaZulu launched an early-morning commando raid on the Sal Kari city where their comrade is believed to be held captive.
An intercepted radio transmission brings hope to the squad.
Tragedy strikes the DeltaZulu squad as they battle Sal Kari forces in the deserts during a sandstorm. Which Hound was destroyed? Did the pilot survive? These answers, and more, as information becomes available.
Harry Potter fans get it in the bum one last time. Wait - two last times!
ALTGN reporter Rod Oracheski joins Morskoj squad DeltaZulu in the Sal Kari desert, reporting on life in the war. In this week’s edition, an ALTGN EXCLUSIVE interview with Skippy LeBeef, famed chef and Hound pilot.
What better way to celebrate the inevitable release of the Gears of War sequel than with toys?
Lana Lang meets Chun-Li, and countless nerds experience orgasm for the first time.
War is meaningless if nobody’s keeping track of the stats.
Given the amount of people who find ALTGN while searching things like “transsexual” or “fetish” or even “put it where it doesn’t belong” - I can tell that at least some gamers are going to appreciate the new features found in Saints Row 2’s character customization.
Trannies.
That’s right, the “is that a dude?” crowd makes an […]
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