Posts Tagged ‘Skedoozy yelled at me’

ALTGN’s One Minute (or less) Reviews: Alone in the Dark

July 20th, 2008

Atari revamps the Alone in the Dark series, bringing it into modern day with a vengeance. Well that, and lots and lots of fire. Tons of fire. Way more fire than you’d ever imagine. And YOU get to fight it!



ALTGN’S One Minute (or less) Reviews: Haze (PS3)

June 10th, 2008

You probably want to know what a game is like before you shell out $60 for it. So watch this - and then go buy something in the Alt Amazon Store, you cheap bastards.



In the Shit: Success in the Desert

April 9th, 2008

The squad returns, at long last, from their rescue mission in the Sal Kari desert. Loosemeat is saved, but at what cost? And just how did Porkfry get up on those buildings anyway?



In The Shit: Week Three - The Rescue

March 25th, 2008

ALTGN has just learned that DeltaZulu launched an early-morning commando raid on the Sal Kari city where their comrade is believed to be held captive.



In The Shit: CODE RED PRIORITY FAT FLASH UPDATE

March 20th, 2008

An intercepted radio transmission brings hope to the squad.



In the Shit: Week Two - Tragedy Strikes

March 17th, 2008

Tragedy strikes the DeltaZulu squad as they battle Sal Kari forces in the deserts during a sandstorm. Which Hound was destroyed? Did the pilot survive? These answers, and more, as information becomes available.



Final Harry Potter book = two movies

March 12th, 2008

Harry Potter fans get it in the bum one last time. Wait - two last times!



In the Shit: Week One - The Search

March 10th, 2008

ALTGN reporter Rod Oracheski joins Morskoj squad DeltaZulu in the Sal Kari desert, reporting on life in the war. In this week’s edition, an ALTGN EXCLUSIVE interview with Skippy LeBeef, famed chef and Hound pilot.



New feature, starting Monday

March 7th, 2008

Tanks? Bridges? What does it all mean?



Gears of War: the official figures

January 17th, 2008

What better way to celebrate the inevitable release of the Gears of War sequel than with toys?



Kreuk tapped for Street Fighter flick

December 21st, 2007

Lana Lang meets Chun-Li, and countless nerds experience orgasm for the first time.



Warhawk: now with stats!

December 21st, 2007

War is meaningless if nobody’s keeping track of the stats.



Grand Theft What? Saints Row 2 shaping up nicely.

December 18th, 2007

Given the amount of people who find ALTGN while searching things like “transsexual” or “fetish” or even “put it where it doesn’t belong” - I can tell that at least some gamers are going to appreciate the new features found in Saints Row 2’s character customization.
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