Holy Fuck It’s Tuesday (Stefani Edition)
Last week I posted about the new Rock Band songs up for download on the Xbox Live Marketplace (and available for PS3 on PSN on Tuesday…suckers!), thinking I was doing something nice. Also thinking “Hey, if I can’t think of anything else to blog about on Tuesdays, at least I can do this each week.” But did you guys appreciate it? NO! I didn’t get comments like “Thanks, AltBlogger! You’re the best!” or “This will be a nice thing to read every Tuesday,” or “My my, your penis is huge!” No! Instead, I quickly got a list of criticisms (a more optimistic person might call them “friendly suggestions”, but you know what? Fuck you!) including:
- “Hey AltBlogger, why don’t you include links to the songs on the Xbox Live Marketplace website so that I can click through to buy them? I mean, Major Nelson does that on HIS blog!”
- “Dude, no YouTube videos of the songs? How can I possibly find them on YouTube myself? It’s not like there’s a search feature and you’ve given me a list of song titles and artists! Oh, by the way, this dude usually posts videos of the new songs early every Tuesday.”
- “What, no review of every song? I need your sage opinion on these before I drop my hard-earned cash money on new DLC, AltBlogger!”
- “Rock Band music info is nice, but what I really want to see is pictures of your penis!”
So here are my answers:
- Oh really? Well this isn’t Major Nelson’s blog, is it? GET FUCKED! (Also, click on that link for those links)
- Oh really? My name isn’t Npeaen is it? Last time I checked, it was AltBlogger. GET FUCKED! (Also, click on that link to go to Npeaen’s YouTube page)
- Oh really? To do that, I’d have to BUY every song, play it on every instrument, and have some semblance of an opinion as to how much I liked each song on every instrument. And that requires both money and time. Oh, and motivation. Money, time, and motivation I don’t have. GET FUCKED! (Also…well, no, I’m really not going to do that every week)
- Oh really? You have quite a fascination with my penis. I think it’s a bit unhealthy. GET FUCKED! (Also, send me an AltMail…)
On to the music! This week’s offering for Rock Band is The Singles 1992–2003 (Album) from No Doubt. It’s a collection of 13 No Doubt songs that you can buy together for 1600 MS Points ($20) or individually for 160 MS Points ($2). The songs are:
“Ex-Girlfriend”
“Just a Girl”
“Don’t Speak”
“Simple Kind of Life”
“Spiderwebs”
“Running”
“Excuse Me Mr.”
“Underneath It All”
“Hella Good”
“Sunday Morning”
“Bathwater”
“Hey Baby”
“It’s My Life”
In a complete reversal from last week, when I didn’t even download the FREE song, I actually plan on buying this entire album. Say what you will about my musical tastes (it’s okay, I’m told I take constructive criticism very well), but I think No Doubt is really catchy and I like pretty much all of these songs. And even if some of them don’t have the greatest note charts (and I have no doubt - no pun intended - that some of them will have boring note charts), they’ll still be fun to play because I like the music. So yeah…AltBlogger gives this week’s DLC two thumbs way up (his critics’ asses!).
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