Posted by AltBlogger on December 18 2008 in
Jokes Deadline to send out gifts was December 12. Quite a number of jokers just mailed out their shiiiiit this week. I think some have yet to even mail them out. Nice.
As it stands now 19 of 39 people have received their gifts. We’re half way there, Mr. Glass Is Half Full.
Several impatient fucks have already opened their gifts but have graciously saved what they got, and who they got until the official unvealing on December 22.
Look for a thread on the 22nd to check out the festivities. Doozy has said if you don’t receive your gift by then he will personally buy you whatever you want and ban your secret santa. Sweet.
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Posted by AltBlogger on December 11 2008 in
Jokes Nate walked into a bar and saw Kevin sitting there with a huge smile on his face. ‘Why are you so happy?’ he asked.
Well, Nate, I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and this hot redhead came up to me. Tits out to here, Nate! Huge tits! She said “Can I have a ride in your boat?” I said, “Sure, you can have a ride in my boat”. So I took her way out. I turned off the key and I said “It’s either screw or swim!” She couldn’t swim, Nate! She couldn’t swim!!
Two days later, Nate walked into the bar and saw Kevin sitting there with an even bigger grin on his face. ‘What are you so happy about today?’ he asked.
Well, Nate, I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and this hot blonde came up to me. Tits out to here, Nate! Huge tits! She said “Can I have a ride in your boat?” I said, “Sure, you can have a ride in my boat”. So I took her way out. WAY OUT, much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said “It’s either screw or swim!” She couldn’t swim, Nate! She couldn’t swim!!
Three days late, Nate walked into the bar and saw Kevin crying over his beer. ‘What are you crying he asked.
Well, Nate, I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and this hot brunette came up to me. Tits out to here, Nate! Huge tits! She said “Can I have a ride in your boat?” I said, “Sure, you can have a ride in my boat”. So I took her way out. WAY OUT, much further than the other two. I turned off the key and I said “It’s either screw or swim!” She pulled down her pants and she had a COCK!! A huge cock, Nate! And I can’t swim!!
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