Streak for Cash

Technically, it’s called Streak for the Cash but I’ve been calling it Streak for Cash too long and it sounds much better as a result. Anyway, for those “I hate sports” types, Heaters, and soccer moms who don’t know what Streak for Cash is about, I’ll fill you in.

Streak for Cash is ESPN’s version of pussy betting for sports fans, like myself, who are either poor or afraid to bet on sports because of how addicted and poor they may become shortly after they begin their sports betting careers. Streak for Cash is a game in which you try to pick winners for sporting events that ESPN gives you (usually at least 10 different options to pick from, from MMA to NBA to PGA) and if you just so happen to get 25 in a row then you win a million dollars. Sound too good to be true? Listen to ya boy Samuel

I always seem to get fucked, but that’s the way betting goes. I picked the San Antonio Spurs the other night to win against the Denver Nuggets, because I saw the Nuggets play against the Hornets a night or two before and they played horribly. Spurs are picking it up, second in the Western Conference, no brainer right?..And what happens? The Spurs’ coach Greg Popovich decides to sit Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobili, and Tony Parker the whole game when they have a four day rest coming up after the game. 55 points of your lineup out..that’s a loss for the Spurs and one for my Streak of Cash.

Curse you and your beard, Popovich!!!!!!

Streak for Cash is sports betting for the mentally challenged, and I drool every time I look at the new bets up to further my streak as I inch closer to the 25 mark. Today, I’m going with #11 Butler Bulldogs (20-2) to win over Wright State (14-9). *crosses fingers and runs to catch the short, yellow bus*

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