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I wrote a blog about what I did this weekend, but I hit “add media” and lost the whole thing without saving. I’m…retarded. So I’ll just scrap that whole bullshit…kinda boring anyway and just give cliffnotes and what I was about to post at the end.

Friday Party back in my hometown for the holidays, started out as a huge sausage fest, and turned out to be fun as fuck
Saturday Basketball 3 on 3 tournament with 20 people we rounded up..my house was like Rucker Park except there was only one black person there.

Wednesday or Thursday I got with my mom to get a Christmas tree. We’re getting one kind of late because our hardwood floors need to be replaced and my parents thought our floor might be all ripped up around the holidays so fuck getting a tree.

So we got to Home Depot and I brought gloves to lug the thing around. This woman and her mentally challenged daughter who is probably in her twenties are looking around while my mom went to go get a dolly while I stand there with the tree. The mother asks me, “Umm do you guys have any of the small Christmas trees??”.

I was just nice and smiled saying no I don’t work here but I’m thinking in my head right after, “Really lady? You think I work here? I’m wearing some Jack in the Box t-shirt I got for free at a football game, Dickies, and last but certainly not least this is what my hair looks like.”

Seriously lady…do you think Home Depot would let an employee look like that much of a scumbag? The haircut mustache lethal combo has all the customers flocking to the store to buy shit…it’s become part of the mandatory uniform.

Still haven’t shaved since Halloween. Get at me JOE!!!

All I need now is a toilet on my porch and I’m pretty much living the dream.

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