Thursday Joke #1

Nate walked into a bar and saw Kevin sitting there with a huge smile on his face. ‘Why are you so happy?’ he asked.

Well, Nate, I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and this hot redhead came up to me. Tits out to here, Nate! Huge tits! She said “Can I have a ride in your boat?” I said, “Sure, you can have a ride in my boat”. So I took her way out. I turned off the key and I said “It’s either screw or swim!” She couldn’t swim, Nate! She couldn’t swim!!

Two days later, Nate walked into the bar and saw Kevin sitting there with an even bigger grin on his face. ‘What are you so happy about today?’ he asked.

Well, Nate, I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and this hot blonde came up to me. Tits out to here, Nate! Huge tits! She said “Can I have a ride in your boat?” I said, “Sure, you can have a ride in my boat”. So I took her way out. WAY OUT, much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said “It’s either screw or swim!” She couldn’t swim, Nate! She couldn’t swim!!

Three days late, Nate walked into the bar and saw Kevin crying over his beer. ‘What are you crying he asked.

Well, Nate, I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and this hot brunette came up to me. Tits out to here, Nate! Huge tits! She said “Can I have a ride in your boat?” I said, “Sure, you can have a ride in my boat”. So I took her way out. WAY OUT, much further than the other two. I turned off the key and I said “It’s either screw or swim!” She pulled down her pants and she had a COCK!! A huge cock, Nate! And I can’t swim!!

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