McBullshit

Its the last week of class, finals are coming, and there is a lot of work to do. Having a lot of papers to write, and a presentation to work on, the next couple of days are going to be pretty much the same. Walk back from class, grab lunch to go, work, work some more, break for dinner, work.

Usually, on the way back from class, I just walk into a nearby McDonald’s that just happens to be along the way. Double Cheeseburger, fries, and a soda. Good snack food, brain food, and poop food. Its simple and gets the job done. Fills you up until you empty it in liquid ass.

But enough about poo. Today was a particularly strange and saddening day for me. Walking in and looking up at the menu, I saw something different, something new. ‘McDouble’ in place of the old ‘Double Cheeseburger’. Same price, it was on the dollar menu. I inquired as to what exactly a ‘McDouble’ was. The lady behind the counter was gracious enough to answer my question in the normal intelligent way McDonald’s employees do.

“Is A Dohble Cheeseburrgur.”

Okay. I ordered two. Got back to my room and opened the cheap wrapping on them, and took a look. They look the same but something…something was off…I looked from top to bottom.

Bread
Meat
Cheese
Meat
Bread

Then it hit me. Sonofabitch. They took away a slice of cheese! Immediately I did copious amounts of research. The new McDouble is in fact the same as a double cheeseburger, but they took away a slice of cheese.

Is the economy so bad that McDonald’s needs to cut costs??

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