DELTAZULU BASE CAMP, Sal Kari desert – The camp is a frenzy of activity today, after the interception of a Sal Kar radio transmission that seems to indicate the pilot of the LooSeMeaT Hound, presumed Killed In Action during a recent skirmish, may be alive.

“Yeah, our Radio Ops guys intercepted a signal about an hour ago,” Skedoozy, another DeltaZulu squad member, commented. “They relayed it on to Command, and they’re putting together an action plan right now. The message said the captured Morskovian Hound pilot would be transported to a nearby city for interrogation. Obviously that’s our guy.”

Skedoozy, who seemed to know intimate details about the transmission, is not a member of the Radio Ops team in the base camp. Asked how he knows so much information, he just shrugged.

“Oh, I pretty much know everything,” he said. “Ask anyone.”

At this time it’s unclear what DeltaZulu’s response to the intercepted transmission will be. Skippy LeBeef, also involved in the skirmish in which the LooSeMeaT Hound was destroyed, urged caution.

“We should probably take our time,” he said. “Plan out different approaches, make sure we’ve covered everything - even if it takes days and days. It’s better to do it right the first time instead of having to ’send the chili twice’ as we always said in the kitchens. It’s an old Morskovian saying.

“We should definitely be prepared before heading out. Give him time to cool down…uhh…I mean resist the torture.”

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